SANTASTICAL: a BIT OF HOLIDAY NONSENSE

When you first enter, you can enjoy the cozy environment with a hot tottie and a picture with one of 4 different Santa personalities (hunky Santa, Sexy Mrs. Claus, the Jewish Santa Hanukklaus, and Elvis Santa).  Then you make your way upstairs to the rooftop and enter a distorted winter wonderland filled with activities like plush snowball fights, a mistletoe grotto, a pretend Ice-skating rink, and Christmas tree forest where the evil Krampus lives. You can use your own device to take a photo with him or of yourself basking in the absurdity of it all amongst a ton of plastic Christmas lawn decorations and a blinding amount of colored Christmas lights.  Christmas music, hot apple cider, cocoa and other holiday cheer abound as this winter wonderland is pure nostalgia for adults who miss acting like kids, but also want to be in a bar.

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